Resolved Question: Due to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, does that mean...?

26 July 2010, 11:35 pm

(Please read the full thing!) ...that when a big, juicy, talking Souvlaki goes to Fences'R'Us to buy a donut, he will accidentally walk into the factory part of the shop, and discover that the savory, saucy ketchup on the top of the donut is actually made when a naked man lies on a king-sized mattress, covered in freshly-grown red tomatoes and rolls around, squishing the tomatoes into a gluten-free rice mixture. Then a man equipped with a 500CC engine, Honda Leaf-Blower will blow air from the French Alps onto the dirty mattress until the gluten-free mixture is completely on the stainless-steel floor. Then an army of succulent donuts will jump into the pool of rice mixture, rolling around, covering their sides. Then the donuts will be induced into a coma, afterwards packaged into the plastic containers you buy in them...Your opinion please?... Read More »

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